Sunday, June 28, 2009

REST? what rest? pt. 2

my body's barely recovering from disney last night.
but i had to wake up early again today
to go on an OUTFIT HUNT! for my cousin's debut
at ontario mills.. walked around all day again..!
i was helping my sister find a blue dress 80%
of the time.. but we went home with none!
sister is too hard to dress up..
she's just 2 skinny & 2 short for
older people stuff.. and the children section
carries uhhmm.. some children stuff! so ugh!
already tried that shirt turned into a dress
thing but didn't work either! we're trying again tom.
so i might skip beach time with everyone! ):

got to see sheila corey and vince after ontario
freakkin' miss those losers! (except sheila!)
I SEE THAT EGGOT EVERYDAY! haha.
listened to vince and corey's EDC stories!!
fuckers makin me jealous..
sooo we hafta go to hard summer 09!


this one better be as fun!!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

REST? what rest?

it's 11:23pm readers..
and i just got back home from the
happiest place on earth.. DISNEYLAND!
a.k.a. DIZZYLAND! fucking rides made me dizzy..
i was just partyin my ass of on a big ass backyard
last night.. got home at 3am slept at 5am and
woke up at 7am to get ready for dland.
2 hours of sleep.. on a 12 hour journey..
that's alot of numbers.. but imagineer that!
ohh man my feetsies are sore..
i wanna ask my sister to massage it
but i dont even thank she wanna touch em..
cause besides that it's hurting bad..
it has a strong sour smell.. like a Vlassic pickle!
goshhh it's from an all day walking arritee?
oh and did i mention that we got in for free?
and we get free food all day? oh i love HOOK UPS!

[pictures lataaaaa]

Friday, June 26, 2009

R.I.P. PYT!

"no more people dying, if we care enough for
the living, make a better place for you and for me" -MJ



aawwww.. ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AND END! ):

me and shayluh sang MJ songs on the
karaoke the day he died! haha.
people got mad love for this guy..
i remember that video of his concert
where the girls are crying hard for him
and some are even passing out? wow.

oh neways i love JANICE AGUSTIN and mo and mel!
we've been havin fun nights lately.. ;) HAHA!
and i bet tonight will be fun again!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

KENNAYYY IS BACK BITCHESSSS! *crickets*

been busy for the past few days..
didnt have blogging time again!
so again im gunna hafta
cramp up recent thangs..
only pointing out the good stuff.. THANK YOU!
and those that i can still remember.. haha.

-choreographed a whole dance routine.
-spent alot of cousin time.
-had a few kickback by the apt. pool
-barbecued and played scategories!
-met some pretty funny lads
-turned aqcuiantances to friends..
-and turned friends to bffs!
-first time at belo @ downtown $D
-had some bombass/cheap gaslamp pizza
-watched the most talked about "Hangover"
-ofcourse got buzzed and partied a lil. ;)
-first time tasting whimsical's shaved ice, YUM!
-had some classy sushi.. lol!
-gained 10 pounds during father's day..
-spent three good hours watching benjamin button.
-hungout at janice's porch.

k uhmm that's all i remembered for the past week!
damnn walking down memory lane.. haha!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

BABY VS. COBRA! wow.



THNAKS MOM AND DAD FOR THE GI JOE action figures
to keep me company when i was young..
even though i really wanted barbie..
ATLEAST YOU DIDNT GET ME A LIVE COBRA! ;)

Monday, June 15, 2009

FML BLOGS #1

"Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML" -fatbetch

"Today, my grandpa died. I decided to call my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit: "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML" -stupidkiddo

"Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied". FML" -fuglymom

"Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML" -blindschoolgirl

"Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML" - busyatworkmom

after gladiator shoes..

ARE THE.. MARTIAN FLIP FLOPS!



dont wait for wet seal to sell em.. GET EM NOW! lol.
it's freakennn ugly though.. egh!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

100th POST! ;)

ohh man last night..
i walked out on people again..
didn't mean to do that but i really
wasn't "feelin good" ;)

WATCHING THE LAKERS GAME RIGHT NOW!
and speaking of lakers..
basketball players pass around girls
like theyre passing around a basketball!
except they dont dribble nemore..
they just keep SHOOTING!
and at the end.. EVERYONE WINS!

JANICE'S HOUSE LATAAA!
happy 18th betchhh!
YOURE A BIG GIRL NOWW! haha.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

i make you laugh..

so i can freakkin' see your smile..
ohhh effortless!

Friday, June 12, 2009

HOLLYWOOD yells dramaaaaa!

damnnn last night was crazyy..
i was out in tigerheat/avalon @ hollywood
too much stuff happened last night..
so im gunna hafta make it shorter ;)
oh and there are things i cant say.. :(
cause im gunna get in trouble.. puahahah.
neways we almost got kicked out cause yaz
yaked on the smokin area.. hahaha weak sauce!
we got away with the under age drinking
because of the fake i.d. so were back in again.
but shit happened and they found out that
the i.d. was fake so the bouncer took it..
awww dont worry i'll just get you alchy for now.
HAHA! the fckin bouncer that took her i.d.
got flirtacious after tho.. but he still wouldnt
give us the i.d. back! damn..
so when we got to the car after the club..
i saw a fckin guy pointing a gun at his head!
hellaaa scary so i ran away but yazz
was like get in the car.. so i got in! HAHA!
i heard gunshots so i looked back at the guy
he was shooting it up.. we drove off fast!
I DONT WANNA GET SHOTTT THANKKK YOU!
scariestt thing evarrr.. more shit happened
but i dont wanna put people on blast..
oh i met the guy from season 2 my bff! lol.
and lemme tell you.. girls stick together when you
go to tigerheat.. and stay away from UGLY MEXICAN GUYS!!!!


STEPHEN!

VINCE'S BDAY TOM! going back to l.a. in the morning
to pick up javi! ;) and eating at roscoe's after..
FINALLYYYY! it better be really good.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

"i got a boner.. in my HEART!"

im still recovering from last night's hangover.
the alcohol in my system has been wanting
to come out since i woke up..
but i hate throwing up!
so im sitting here in the toilet tryinna
push it out.. on where stuff i put in my mouth
is supposed to come out! ew...

ugh i was gunna add something funny but
i forgot.. i cant think straight right now..
sorry!

i hope i make it to hollywood tonight tho!



ohh mofuckkasss recorded me throwing up.. HAHA!
i usually can control my alchy.. idk what happened ;(
oh i mixed dark and light laq.. dont ever do that kids!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

from a 238 pound caterpillar to a 180 pound BUTTERFLY!

i am really dedicated to lose weight now..
i just had a good workout earlier!
for dinner today i just ate raw salmon
and three spoons of rice.. HAHA!
i'll slowly give up rice.. gosh!
hopefully this isn't just for today..
i need a dietary and workout plan
LET'S DOOOO THISSSS!
soon.. no one will ever poke my belly
and pinch my man boobies ever again!

RANT! #1

this one goes to those girls that gets pregnant..
and attempts to hide their pregnancy from everyone but fails.
they tell their friends to not tell anyone..
but they fucking put pictures of their belly on myspace!
they walk around with a big ass belly..
and when asked if they're pregnant..
they'd say every excuse to get away with it!
"nahh i just over ate at the Chinese buffet!"
"i got stung by a bee.. it's swollen!"
WHAATTTTAAAFUNNNKKKKKK? are you dumb? or just stupid..
no ONE can ever get away with hiding pregnancy..
unless you move to another planet for 9months!
and if your asian.. dont try another attempt
to hide the baby daddy.. if the baby daddy is BLACK!

Monday, June 08, 2009

*CONFIDENTIAL*

"why cant i have what i want, like why cant i
just drop all those other people and say no
then get the one i want and say your mine !"

-Anonymous

I WANT ONE!



never really thought of owning a pair of converse..
BUT THIS ONE IS FIERCE! lol.

Sunday, June 07, 2009

REALITY CHECK!

i dont know anymore.. FML! im tired of tryingg..
im done wishing that everything gets better in the morning..
im done giving twice of what i have and get none back..
i wanna meet someone that will slap me hard & make me realize things..
unfortunately talking doesnt send anymore messages across...
WHY DON'T YOU HEAR ME OUT THISSSS TIME!!!

Saturday, June 06, 2009

FAT PARTY!

not a party for fat people! haha.
i have never seen so much white people in one place
since last nighttt! hahaha. there were like 400 in that house.
feels like i was on that "i love college" music video.. HAHA!
it's not bad or nething.. im just saying... :)
I LOVE MY WHITE PEOPLE! ;P

the night was blahh though..
i had another drunk bitch fit.. haha!
people just cant keep up with my hype..
it's bringing me downn downn downn...
and some tries to beat my DIVA level..
I HAD TO LET EM KNOW WASSUP! lololol.

NEWAYSSS PVHS CLASS OF 09' IS GRADUATING IN A LIL BIT!
CONGRATSSSS SHELAYYYLAYYYY!

Friday, June 05, 2009

NEW MUSIC VID RELEASES!

walking on the moon was like a week old..


WSSSSUP WITH THE UGLY 2085 GIRLS! lol.

paranoid was just released yesterday.. FEATURING RIHANNA! love the vid.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

oh man stalkers have emerged!

writing only things that are safe.. LOL!
so neways.. since the last day i blogged..

i got addicted to gunbound! lol
went to LA for cousin's graduation!
hung out at krys's house.
had the biggest drunk bitch fit!
met a real cute eye candy.. HAHA! ;)

SIDELINE'S TONIGHT AND MOMO'S!

THIS FOO WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO JERK! ;)

please don't do this at home.. OR ANYWHERE ELSE!!!