me and sheila loves..

LA FITNESSSSS!!!!!
the sauna the step master and the booty workout!

minus THE SWEATY SMELL AND OLD WHITE MEN NAKED!

ATTENCION!

titty grabber on the loose!
keep your daughters, moms, sisters,
grandmas, cousins, and aunts away!



dont late the face fool yaaaaa!

you chaaankkks wanna play?

imma play harder..
im about to get my hands dirty!

WHY MAY 2nd?

so here's something im excited for this saturday!




AHHHHH CANT WAIT TO SEE MY FAVE BABYLOVE LYDIA PAEK!!
BAAMMMMM! and rin on the rox too! LEMME KNIW IF YOU WANT PRE SALE SOOOON!

oh &&&&&



im gunna miss watching the fight with my crazyyy fambamss..
AWWW! it's the best watching it with them with bombasss food
and shouting and hitting, pure wildness!

i'll just watch it on dvr maybe when i get home..
im gunna have to pass this time!
if only i can cut myself in haf.. :( ARGHHH!

CHUU GOT A DONK!

i hatechuuu booty.. you want too much attention..
you got the power of 300 spartans.. youre out of control!
youss a hoebagg! you let everyone touch you..
poke you.. grab you.. slap you.. rub you..
hump you.. slap you hard.. and get you dirty!

YOU WILL GET SAGGYYYY ONEDAYYYY!!!

HUNGRY WOLVES!

im so disgusted..
i had to take a shower twice!

haha i was fooled..
i had ideas in the beginning..
but i couldn't judge so quick!

i think i know the plan..
i try to find myself in this picture..
but i just cant see myself in it!

i actually thought ya'll are different..
but you fuckers are all the same..
im supposed to be used to this already..
it's nothing new to me, im just too fucking soft!

so anyways they finally took the bait..
after all your hard work and patience..
well congrats... but im DONE!!!



LOOKS FAMILIAR HUH?? ;)

NEW CASTLE!

im a bar noob..
YARDHOUSE got alot of different drafts!
i got to hang with Paul Flores..
(yaz's pro skater ex boyfraand!)
and my lovvarrsss!
ballin' paul paid for my ADIOS MOTHAFUCKAA!
which is the only alcohol drink i get everytime..
just cause the name is cool.. haha!

ok bye.

Alcohol Substitute!

MADE WITH REAL ALCOHOL YOU DRUNKIESSS! let's get drunk off chips..

MINUS GOING TO THE BATHROOM EVERY MINUTE TO PEE!
you'll just have to go once in the morning
if you had a bit too much.. HAHA!

17 AGAIN!

almost fell asleep watching that movie.. but zac efron kept me awakeee!! BAAMMMMMMM!! lol. oh and speaking of zac efron.. he's not so perfect after all..



EEEEWWWWWIIEEEEEEE!!!



OOOHHHHHHWWWIIEEEEEEE!!

im bad at this..

i suck at being M.I.A. it's 4am.. i just got home! HAHA! and tom. im watching 17 again.. SO I'LL JUST GIVE IT A SHOT AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY! haha. no more trying to make me un MIA cause i fall for it!

but seriously i wrote that blog when i was a little drunk... i dont even know why i wanna be MIA!!!! wwthhaillll ridiculous!

Green is the new Black..

Ridiculous is the new fierce!

i was bored and memorized kid cudi's rap of poke her faycceee!

She Wanna Have Whatever She Like
She Can If She Bring Her Friend
And We Can Have One Hell Of A Night
Threw The Day
Ay I Mean Stand Like A Grouper Cuz You Gotta Beeper
I Mean Prime Might Be Sayin You Ain't Joggin Either
But Man Ol' Girl Gotta Phat Ol' Ass
Yeah The Type To Make You Tell A Bitch Just Dance
And Fuck Them Otha Niggas Cuz You Down For Her Bitches
And Fuck Them Otha Niggas Cuz She Down For The Stickin
And Fuck Them Otha Niggas Cuz Hope Down For Sum Lickin
And Fuck Them Otha Bitches Cuz She Down For The Trickin
I'm Hoping She A Rider
When It's Said And Done She Spit It Up And Swallow
Nooow I Ain't Got Trip Bout Them Niggas Who Like Her
Cuz Me And Mommy Know, Could Really Make Her Go

ok bye.

will be M.I.A... not Mathangi.

it's freakkin 530 am.. and i just got home.. again!! with a big ass red kiss mark on my forhead from a half black man.. haha!

i just totaly mentioned on my last blog that i will go on a "BREAK" but ughh.. it's hard to do it when you are around things you try to avoid! how could you resist to not take a 100dollar $$ bill on the floor? even if you know it's bad to claim what's not yours? RIGGHTTT? that's like how i am right now..

so believe it or not, or think of it as something stupid or weird or whatever.. i will be MIA for a week.. at the most.. hopefully i can.. not just because i need a break from beer pong, flakes, joose, guys and alcoholism.. i also have to re consider and think about things, life and PEOPLE!!

but pee ess.. tuesday night is exempted.. IM WATCHING 17 AGAIN AND SEE MY BOY ZAC!! haha.
another pee ess.. txt me so i wont get too bored while im at home haha! but nothing that will provoke me to be out.. :)

puff puff chug chug

i need to slow down a bit and give my body a break.. im not tryinna have liver or lung problems in ten years or so! who wants to play chess instead? watch animal planet? or bake cookies? HAHA! while taking jager bomb shotsss! :D BAAMMMMMMM! alcoholismm alcoholismm..

saved 7 $$$!

i finally got my letter shirt at american apparel last monday at la jolla! i've been wanting to get it online but i didnt wanna pay for shipping and handling.. haha!

LA JOLLA DOCUMENTARY!

LOSERS VS. WILD!!! haha it just got better.. and better..

BACK TO BLOG!

yesss i am BACK!.. with a new BANNER! ehhh love it! i had to stop because of some reasons you dont haftaa know.. atleast im back! yeahhhh cant wait to write again..! but this time im a little careful..